Hurricane Watch

Well, at 35 weeks, we'd all better start getting prepared.

I'm having a lot of practice contractions.

Stock up on water.

Board up the windows.

Fill up the gas tank.

Powerbars? Check.

Maternity (disposable) undies and bra? Check.

Disposable birth plan? Check.

Warm socks? Check.

Sitter for Tito? Check.

Maximum pads? Check.

Laborade? Check.

List of who to call? Check.

Name for baby? Uh...

Check...sort of.

Sense of humor?

Sense of humor?

Hello?