Ohhhhh, Lord help me.It's 4 am and my stomach is killing me!
Whoever said to eat spicy food to bring on labor should be SHOT.
Or I should be shot, to put me out of this misery. Gahd!
What an idiot I am for believing everything I read.
That frickin' papaya salad is having its wicked way with me. And I'm soooo tired already!
(So much for my planned field trip to Java Noodles. No frickin' WAY am I going there now!)
Ugh.
If this does induce labor and my child is born tonight, he's going to come out kicking like a Muay Thai fighter and not the little Buddhist monk of my dreams.
I even ate a little sandwich not too long ago just to soak up the lime-chili spice sauce. I believe they drained it off the tip of the Devil's penis.
Red rover, red rover, let Lizzie come over.
Back. Into the Light.
Help me, Mommy!
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At the very end of my pregnancy my heart burn became absolutely unbearable. It would wake me up at night it was so painful. I finally gave up on the natural remedies and used some Pepcid AC (midwife said it was OK). I felt a little guilty since I'd been committed to a drug free pregnancy, but that Pepcid AC really, really helped.
Okay then. I will ask my doc about it. "Liquid Mylanta" is what they told me, as well as Tums. I, alas, have not had a completely drug-free pregnancy. But pretty close!
Oh my gosh. That "drained it off the tip of the devil's penis" made me laugh out loud. I am not kidding. I became a connesuer(i don't think that is spelled correctly) of antacids. I have already checked the shelves this time aruond and they don't have my favorite flavor any more. I was Mylanta Lemon Cream. It was a nice midnight, 2am and 4 am snack. I feel for you. Hugs and Kisses. I am thinking about you all the time now. Muchos besos!
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